So how can anyone make sense of a sentence that takes a whole paragraph to get to the verb? What tricks does Laron have to help people keep subject and order straight while waiting around? Was Cicero mocked for keeping such weird language order run on sentences?
For those of you Internet folks who do not know about the Awful Waffle...the waffle house is a magical restaurant that exists in the South to primarily help the government estimate how bad hurricane damage has effected the local community. As a side benefit, it also serves as a place to cure hangovers with greasy food and mediocre coffee.
As the prophecy has fortolled!