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pitiable_sandwich540

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  • Claude-powered AI coding agent deletes entire company database in 9 seconds — backups zapped, after Cursor tool powered by Anthropic's Claude goes rogue

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  • Yes but your monkey was able to start your tractor that one time... And like, what if your neighbor starts using monkeys? He might harvest more than you. Besides, everyone will be using farming monkeys in the future, so better start letting them drive now. You wouldn't like to be known as a monkey free farm, right?

  • Hey! I've seen this one before!

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  • Lisan al gaib! Muad'dib!

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    Steve Bannon unleashes putrid torrent of vile rhetoric during interview with Semafor

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  • Yes.

  • pls🥹

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  • Now this is a proper shitpost, literally laughed out loud. Who would ban violet for this?

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  • How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤

  • Spargelbauern fordern Ausnahmen beim Mindestlohn

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  • Oder die, die in den Werkstätten arbeiten...

  • ich🦞🇩🇪iel

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  • Dies ist der Weg.

  • ich🦞🇩🇪iel

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  • Alle meine Freunde nutzen Kodierungseisberg <3

  • two please

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  • Not the first fishy smelling thing I wanna eat when seeing boobs...

  • I am in the fediverse now!

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  • Welcome, fren! :3

  • ich👴👅🥚iel

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  • Afaik, some 18yo got arrested for a sign with that on it while protesting. I think he was charged with defamation and insulting Friedrich Merz. Though charges where dropped the slogan stayed.

  • "Merz Leck Eier": Polizei ermittelt gegen Schüler wegen möglicher Verleumdung von Merz

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  • Wie wäre es mit einem Schild, auf dem steht "Ich will dass Friedrich März meine Eier gurgelt"? Wäre sowas ok? Und wie wäre es mit "Ich bin der meinung Friedrich März sollte mehr Eier lecken"? Ist alles leider nicht so prägnant, das Schild müsste natürlich dementsprechend größer sein, um das zu kompensieren...

  • Only men will understand

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  • Thank you for confirming my predjudices about the lack of manners in the USA. This gives support to my firm conviction of never letting an American use my bathroom.

    I've heard it beeing done in dirty public stalls, but only if there are no urinals. In my youth (10+years ago) this was a topic of discussion in my group of friends and it was consence that you do not do this in anyones bathroom you respect.

  • Only men will understand

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  • I too prefer the comfort of a propper piss; to have the time, solitude and comfort needed to relieve oneself in peace, but alas, sometimes dire need drives us to do, what we couldn't even imagine in the nightmares...

  • Only men will understand

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  • What? No, I wouldn't dream of ever doing that. I clearly have no idea of what the OP meant, and am not in fact mocking that as uncivilised. Why would I do this? To point out this is but one step removed from sink pissing? I would never...

  • Only men will understand

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  • You mean someone who shat like this (without trousers ofc)?

  • Only men will understand

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  • Sorry, but no, I havn't yet managed to hit the front of the bowl with shit. Could it be common in your country to shit into the urinal? Or are you from one of those backward countries that hasn't raised their men properly, thus they piss standing? Spreading backsplash all over the bathroom? Backsplash mixed with shit? Piss and shit mixed backsplash on the floor, the seat, the toiletroll and possibly even the sink? Is that what you are saying?

  • The great businessman

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  • That’s if we presume he’s that nefarious.

    I mean, he is a serial child rapist.

  • All great names

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  • Why is RFK always the reddest person in the room?

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    pitiable_sandwich540 @feddit.org

    got tired of dwm lmao