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  • The only way out

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  • I hate CDG for this. Want to buy a €7500 Mont Blanc pen with matching tie clip? They got you. Need a €15000 Armani suit? There's three stores clamouring for your business. Matching set of Versache ski goggles, gloves and balaclava? Just swipe that gold card right here, Sir.

    Want a fucking burger? A cup of coffee? A coke? What are you, fucking nine? Fuck right off with that shit you goddamn slob.

  • The only way out

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  • Yeah, but it's 25% cheaper than a hypothetical store that sells it at 328% the price of my local supermarket.

  • It's midnight, time for shitposting

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  • I can't dance as well as a ballerina, but they're in the minority and so should be forced to plod like the rest of us.

  • It's midnight, time for shitposting

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  • Hahaha! Were so fucking quirky! How did you get here? Uh-oh, that wasn't supposed to happen! ThIs iS nOt ThE PaGe YoU'rE lOoKiNg fOr! Hahaha! Like in The Star Wars, which is a nerd movie! HAHAHAHA! Oh noes too mani kittens 😺😸😹😺😸😹😺😸😹!

  • Bro

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  • We only have 3 years left until this!

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  • I ONLY hack from a payphone mounted on a turntable.

  • Glasses

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  • Also, these glasses actually make it look specifically as if the wearer is looking away, whereas sunglasses just make it hard to tell if/when the wearer is looking at you.

  • All new laptops must have USB-C to be sold in the European Union(EU)

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  • He said "Jupiter", not "the Sun".

  • All new laptops must have USB-C to be sold in the European Union(EU)

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  • If you plug in a weak charger or an inadequate cable you will get a message on the screen saying as much. Also, the new law doesn't prevent manufacturers shipping proprietary chargers alongside USB-C.

  • ICANN is Accepting Suggestions for new TLDs (for $227k) - what would you pick?

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  • Glasses

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  • This looks like a still from a David Firth animation.

  • What's your favorite childhood cartoon that everyone else seems to have forgotten about?

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  • Not too sure about it being a favourite, but there was this absolute fever dream of a cartoon called Fat Dog Mendoza that only aired occasionally at like 2am on Cartoon Network UK, usually after the Adult Swim block.

    Oh, also, Ned's Newt. Loved that show.

    Oh, also, also, I fucking hated The Cramp Twins.

  • Local resident

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  • Okie-dokie.

  • A federal agent said WhatsApp's encryption is a lie. Then the investigation was shut down

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  • It actually doesn't need to be so elaborate. Even a video camera with the lens cap on generates more than enough entropy. Your phone can mix together predictable but unique variations - time of day, free memory, CPU serial number, battery level - with less predictable physical sensory - light level, gyroscope, barometer, last touch points, nearby MAC addresses - to create far more on-board randomness than anyone realistically needs.

    That said, the whole Cloudflare lava lamp thing is very cool and also gets people talking.

  • A federal agent said WhatsApp's encryption is a lie. Then the investigation was shut down

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  • Creating the secure key pairs used for true E2EE requires a mathematical foundation of true randomness, which can only be achieved on a device by working with the OS, through an API call, to get a random seed that includes pseudorandom numbers from the device's sensors. There was a post a while back where a dev used ADB to read the API calls used during WhatsApp account setup that showed that no such calls were made, meaning the keys were either totally predictable, or were actually generated by Meta themselves.

  • This is what they took from us.

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  • I can see why they would change it. No-one is eating at a place called Chik-fil-A I am From Atlanta, especially when there's a Carl's Jr But I Think That's Regional nearby.

  • Where do you discover new music?

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  • +1 for BBC Radio 6, and honourable mention for ABC Triple J which is kind-of the Australian equivalent.

  • ubisys joins Works with Home Assistant

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  • So good to see the industry - as in, the ones actually interested in producing useful long-term kit, not just data-slurping slop - supporting Home Assistant. Ubisys kit already works really well so this is a no-brainer.

  • cum bingo

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  • Never eaten cum out of a condom. Never had a distance competition. But... yeah, everything else. Holy shit. Having the big gay helps.

  • Fuel protesters set to descend on London in major national demonstration

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  • Can't promise dangerous solutions to problems if there aren't any problems.

  • Europe @feddit.org
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    BBC News: Orbán concedes victory to Magyar

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/live/c2d8zw2d3rkt
  • Pebble @lemmy.ml
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    So, I'm not saying I made the score of the century...

  • OpenWrt @lemdro.id
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    Looking for advice: Different WANs for different VLANs

  • UK leftists @feddit.uk
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    Currently side-by-side on the BBC News homepage.

  • United Kingdom @feddit.uk
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    Currently side-by-side on the BBC News homepage.

  • homeassistant @lemmy.world
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    My HA Instance is ready to take advantage of some very cheap energy.

  • UK Energy @feddit.uk
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    For those of us on dynamic pricing, the next 24h are looking rosy.

  • Hydro Homies @lemmy.ml
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    Rome knows what's up.

  • Architecture Porn @sfw.community
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    A mixture of private and social apartments in Wein, Austria

  • homeassistant @lemmy.world
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    Does anyone know a way of calculating the energy needed to heat a home/room?