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  • Most car accidents happen within a mile from home

    ...because that's where you're driving most often

  • I've heard a trendy thing now is to only label one present as from Santa, the rest are from Mom and Dad. That way kids don't find out there's a huge disparity when they go back to school

  • Where is the "burnt out on corporate BS and not sure if I even like coding anymore, I just want to retire and sell shit on Etsy, too bad everything costs money" phase

  • "Chon"

    Big chongus?

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    // Hack the mainframe to skim pennies from ongoing transactions
    async function addMoneyToMyBankAccount(dollarAmount: number): Promise<"success">
    
      

    Alright let's go

  • places in oven

    "Honey what's that awful smell?"

    "Who knows. Probably the neighbor's leaf blower"

    Five minutes go by

    "It smells like cancer"

    "Maybe they are sealcoating their driveway, I don't know, stop asking me"

    Twenty five minutes later

    Opens oven

    "Fuck"

    Retching, coughing "Sweet baby Jesus, what the FUCK is that?! Melted plastic? On my new casserole dish?!"

    "Open a goddamn window"

    "Open all the fucking windows"

    "Mommy why is the house stinky"

    "Charlie go play outside"

    "But Daddy--"

    "I SAID GO OUTSIDE CHARLIE"

    from outside "Daddy it smells out here too, the neighbors are doing something black to their driveway"

  • If there is a war on Christmas, it's winning

  • This

  • Nah. Dr. Pepper is from the 1800s. I don't think women were allowed to be doctors back then, so Dr. Pepper being male is a fair assumption.

  • In the original Broadway poster and the fan edit, it looks like they're up to something--there's some mischievousness at play, some wickedness.

    I don't really know what the full-face one is supposed to convey.

  • Spaceteam

    Codenames

  • No miming, no eye signals, one. Word.

    Oh interesting, we always allow miming in Round 2. It's a good way to "prime" your teammates for Round 3...but I could see why that'd be undesirable

  • roughly $100 million to market and distribute.

    And yet this is the first time I'm hearing that it's out

  • Could you imagine it, though? Imagine dragons?

  • Even the individual days go by so fast though

  • E3 2004! The HYPEST

    We met Reggie, who's about kicking ass and taking names.

    And the DS is revealed...and it COMES OUT THAT YEAR?! Whaaaaaa

    I was so hyped. I started saving my pennies right away.

    The multiplayer experience was unbelievable. No cables, no square box thing to play more than 2 players. And you didn't even need multiple copies of the game! Just all play Mario Kart!

    The thumb strap was a neat idea, but not the easiest in practice. Though I did find it great for aiming in the Metroid FPS game, much better than the stylus.

    And OF COURSE it was backwards compatible!

    Loved it. Beautiful machine. I still have 2 DS Lites that work.

  • Ah. The classic

  • Feel free to enumerate other options.

  • Entertainment @beehaw.org

    Amazon Prime Video to include ads starting Jan 29