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  • Mr. Beans is a great name for a cat.

  • What happens if one samurai (A) defeats another samurai (B) who carries the head of a recently-defeated third samurai (C). Does B relay C's story to A? What if A also gets killed? Do they write this down?

  • Ffs

    Jump
  • Didn't we already have this a few months ago? Yeah, it's stupid but not that stupid, because it could simply refer to one of the many translations of the Iliad, which are still being written and sometimes do receive a new edition after a while. My partner is a classical archeologist, and she would go bonkers if someone gifted her a signed first edition of Emily Wilson's recent translation of the Iliad.

  • Trap pockets.

  • Für 10,000€ 10.000€ hätte der Sohn von Friedrich Merz den Pilotenschein machen können. Wie soll der jetzt über die Runden kommen?

    Edit: Revidiert für euch DIN-Fanatiker.

  • New lows/highs in polling are definitely worth reporting, but we also shouldn't overinterpret individual polls. Nate Silver's approval tracker still has Trump at 39.3% approval, just below the 40% line.

    So what I'm trying to say is: It's still much much worse than y'all think. High costs of living, cruelty towards immigrants and non-white citizens, blatant corruption, wars, and all that together doesn't even move the needle that much.

  • This sounds like the punchline to a joke. "Your mom is so dumb, she got caught breaking into an open-air museum with free admission".

  • The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Popes to go fuck themselves.

  • Can cook anything with those two ingredients

  • Ah, come on. Does the Uncle Roger seal of approval mean nothing to you?

  • ... Or grilled cheese.

    Edit: Come to think of it, I think the guy who messed up the fried rice was Jamie Oliver. Gordon Ramsay's fried rice was actually okay.

  • Newton's third law of motion. Are the ankles biting me back???

  • It's an emotion regulation strategy, okay?

  • Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

  • Teeutensilien in der qualitativ korrekten Reihenfolge:

    1. Teesieb
    2. Teezange
    3. Tee-Ei

    ...

    1. Teebeutel (pfui, bäh)
  • Republicans owning themselves is the only moral use of AI.

  • "Training your replacement," Futuristic Dystopia edition.

  • "Slightly"

  • Seconding "Thank goodnees you're here" and "Date everything"!

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Gimbap

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    I no longer think of purely good memes

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Bibimbap

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's your boomer trait?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    What's an unusual ingredient, spice, or food item that you can't live without?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Bank, seriously

  • Deutschland @feddit.org

    "Boah, Bahn!": Neue Webserie der Deutschen Bahn

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL When you hover over a piece of the phonetic notation on (English) Wikipedia, it shows you an example for its pronunciation

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Carbonara sauce

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Browser wars

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Gua Bao

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Biang biang noodles

  • ich_iel @feddit.org

    ich🔮iel

  • DACH - Deutschsprachige Community für Deutschland, Österreich, Schweiz @feddit.org

    Unionsfraktion: Spahn räumt Mitverantwortung für abgesagte Richterwahl ein

    www.zeit.de /politik/deutschland/2025-07/spahn-jens-fraktion-union-verantwortung-richterwahl-bilanz
  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    Micro-retirement

  • ich_iel @feddit.org

    ich📊iel

  • ich_iel @feddit.org

    ich📚iel

  • memes @lemmy.world

    9 hours

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    Notepad

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    TFW you open a 160MB math textbook