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samus12345

@ samus12345 @sh.itjust.works

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Banner is a gender-swapped AI image of me. I don't think it looks much like me, but I liked how it turned out.

  • Swoomp

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  • Uh... Khan sank it

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  • Uh... Khan sank it

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  • They're in 2063 - Lily's time - here, so why would it be spoilers?

  • W Celsius

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  • "It's a bit warm today."

  • xkcd #3237: Husband and Wife

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  • Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.

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  • Still doesn't count unless the cue cards were shown to the public.

  • Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.

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  • Did he write an article? I thought he always did spoken.

  • sus

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  • What would the next pres of USA have to do to gain back trust for America? Hold a televised event saying the last person was just a fuck up?

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  • Germany was forgiven much faster than 50 years.

  • Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.

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  • Slandered.

  • 2026-04-24

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  • "Day 2... So hungry... I've searched for food but the only thing I've found are other people's annoying useless audiologs. Why did they bother when they clearly were in terrible danger? Each audiolog I find is more irrelevant and boring than the last. I most keep looking for a way to survive."

    "Day 4... I've looked everywhere but can't find anything to eat... or a clue to get me off the ship. Just more audiologs. They're everywhere! For some reason, I listen to every minute of every one of them thinking there'd be some useful information; but it's like they're just FILLERS! USELESS FILLER... THEY'RE FILLER THAT'S DRIVING ME TO MADNESS!"

  • A long rock

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  • I think I know whose.

  • Featured

    Trump, 79, Falls Asleep After Bragging That He’s Solved Health Care

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  • Welp. Cat distribution system has found me again. This is Kovu.

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  • Maybe that's why they got along with humans.

  • Every time

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  • Marvel Comics Presents Wolverine cover by Sam Kieth.

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  • NSFW

    eah I’d risk the curse

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  • Because you die sooner than you would have otherwise.

  • Trump calls for 2020 presidential election to be ‘permanently wiped from the books’ if Southern Poverty Law Center convicted of fraud

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  • Nah, because he didn't serve the term regardless.

  • Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer

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  • Oh, it is! Hopefully the cancer is as well.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
    samus12345 @sh.itjust.works

    Surprised Oak face

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
    samus12345 @sh.itjust.works

    I am a eye