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  • It's the only way.Start clean, end clean.

  • Byrds aren't real.

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  • Grade school paste tasted like cherries and model airplane glue was crazy huffin'.

  • They get more fucked every single day. What a trainwreck.

  • heart stopping tune.

  • Perhaps you were giving him shade....

  • Stellar reaction to dad.

  • I did the dirty but couldn't find it. I need a deep cleanse now.

  • politics @lemmy.world

    DOJ dropping criminal probe of Fed Chair Jerome Powell amid pressure from senators - ABC News

    abcnews.com /US/doj-expected-drop-criminal-probe-fed-chair-jerome/story
  • Lots of whiteouts where we live.

  • Which books?

  • Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Record Labels Drop Piracy Lawsuits Against Altice and Verizon in Wake of Cox Ruling

    torrentfreak.com /record-labels-drop-piracy-lawsuits-against-altice-and-verizon-in-wake-of-cox-ruling/
  • Make sure you're in there first to keep the water level high.

  • That's what families do, amirite?

  • Do you use Arch, btw?

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump brags about only 'losing 13 men' in Iran war: 'We've done a great job' - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /trump-13-americans-iran/
  • Literal and figurative right man leaning left.

  • Former Biden advisor says if Biden had wheels, he'd be a bicycle!

    More stupendous journalistic insight to follow....

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    'Beautiful joke': The Onion finally reaches another deal to take over Infowars - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /infowars-the-onion/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Police called after schnitzel row turns violent in southern Germany | dpa international

    dpa-international.com /general-news/urn:newsml:dpa.com:20090101:260419-99-170600/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Netanyahu’s hands begin shaking after suffering genocide withdrawal symptoms – NewsThump

    newsthump.com /2026/04/17/netanyahus-hands-begin-shaking-after-suffering-genocide-withdrawal-symptoms/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Local man sent for psych evaluation after saying he enjoys sports without gambling - The Beaverton

    www.thebeaverton.com /2026/04/local-man-sent-for-psych-evaluation-after-saying-he-enjoys-sports-without-gambling/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    RFK Jr. Recalls the Time He Was ‘Cutting the Penis Out of a Road Killed Raccoon’ - Reading mode

    www.mediaite.com /media/news/rfk-jr-recalls-the-time-he-was-cutting-the-penis-out-of-a-road-killed-raccoon/
  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world

    dork dash trans sport mcpizza

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    man woman camera jesus doctor...I be smart

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    own-goal

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    US doctors defend Trump, “This is how we all dress now” – NewsThump

    newsthump.com /2026/04/14/us-doctors-defend-trump-this-is-how-we-all-dress-now/
  • The Shitpost Office @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    what a whoreable thing to do

  • Political Cartoons @lemmy.zip

    I was talking with a paper tiger on my cellphone

  • Political Cartoons @lemmy.zip

    what media?

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile

    theonion.com /melania-trump-slams-baseless-reports-linking-her-to-wrong-wealthy-pedophile/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    irony is pressing

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands - The Onion

    theonion.com /state-department-issues-travel-warning-for-women-vacationing-with-husbands/