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Smuuthbrane

@ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

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3 yr. ago

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

  • Just needs chocolate starfish marshmallows

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  • I will choose to believe pigeon milk is a regurgitation. Because that's so much better.

  • Cost of Iran war has reached $29 billion, Pentagon officials say

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  • This could have purchased at least 60 GW of solar farm capacity, sufficient to power 60 million homes. And this capacity would last a generation.

    But, no, gotta blow up some brown people.

  • Near Perfect Match

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  • Match… by looks, taste, or both?

  • WTF is this???

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  • Tide directional sensor. It's just showing where the moon is, you can ignore it.

  • Sbubby @lemmy.world
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    Just needs chocolate starfish marshmallows

  • Don't fuck them

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  • So, for everybody.

  • Guy has never stopped hustling.

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  • At keast he managed his branding better than Thumbelina did. Imagine he got saddled with GuitarPick Pete or something.

  • Canada's China Deal Promised Affordable EVs, But $100,000 SUVs Are First Off The Boat

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  • This honestly doesn't bother me, 18 of anything doesn't move the needle on 49k.

    But I'm irked that Tesla is taking some of that for their Shanghai Model 3. Because screw Tesla.

  • 😉 😉

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  • Prefect. Now when I leap into bed from a sprint from the hallway it won't skid halfway across the room anymore.

  • Don't fuck them

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  • Looks at hot accountant.

    "QuickBooks"

    Close enough?

  • He's doing his best

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  • On average, mammals have more than 1 skeleton in their body.

  • He's doing his best

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  • "How many bones are in your body?"

    "Would you like one more?"

  • Crazy

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  • "IV GUYS" might do pretty well. Come in for a hydration drip, sit down and relax for 30 minutes, kind of like a quiet pub and tattoo parlour in one.

  • Dahmer for president

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  • And he can cook.

  • yummy

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  • When someone messages "Hello" to me on Teams I take one bite.

  • no golf rule

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  • "First they came for pedophiles, and I said nothing because I'm not a pedophile." Still waiting for things to kick off TBH.

  • Oh no..

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  • C'mon, dock at Greenland already…

  • Before/beforer

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  • before-current_updated_(FINAL)(1)(1).jpg

  • Without comment

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  • Ah, the Everlasting Knob Gobbler.

  • no golf rule

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  • Does that relative even play?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    This week is the longest month so far this year

  • Shitty Million Dollar Ideas @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    Real time text-to-voice call - never make another phone call again!

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    Chowdered Donut

  • Shitty Million Dollar Ideas @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.

  • Machinist @sh.itjust.works
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    PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together

  • Shitty Million Dollar Ideas @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Scab in a Can

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    Smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

    I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.