I remember telling a barista that my day wasn't really going that great and they put a smiley face with my name on the cup and I nearly started bawling.
They fucking DMCA'd a tf2 mod because their entire legacy is built off a modded quake engine and a lambda shaped carrot on a string. They know competition when they see it. God I hate valve apologists
Imagine getting rhetorically trapped by Ted fucking Cruz.