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  • H is for Heat Dome

  • Captain Kathryn Janeway is an insecure tech bro:

  • The haircut is just Yolandi’s cut dyed silver. So we’re halfway there.

  • These people believe in moral dessert, do good things and good things will happen to you. It’s bonkers nonsense but a lot of people will break if they confront their own mortality and brief existence.

  • With onions and jalapenos.

  • Heh, I was just teasing. I tend to upvote everything. Unless someone is rude or spreading misinformation.

  • Sure, but don't get mad if we downvote it.

  • Somebody cursed us with that chinese curse "I hope you live in interesting times".

    I would like to stop living in interesting times, please.

  • #accidentalrenaissance

    A halo of floof.

  • Let me sing you the song of my people:

  • Alas, my bong is too large for that.

  • Better for glass pipes is a mixture of rubbing alcohol (the higher percentage the better) and salt. You want the salt to form a paste so not too much rubbing alcohol. Then you shake the shit out of your pipe for about 3-5 minutes then rinse out the alcohol and salt with some warm water. Et voila you have a shiny clean pipe. Sometimes you might need to do a second scrubbing to get anything left over but usually the first go is good enough. After that I hit the whole thing with bleach just so nothing funky grows in the water and then one more rinse and my dab rig looks brand new.

  • He's half the man he used to be.

  • They have cream cheese hot dogs in seattle and those are dank as hell so i'd probably try greek yogurt hotdogs.

  • I also listen to classic sea shanties.

    Like Louie Louie.

  • I thought he was only called Bob if he lost both arms and legs?

    – What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who floats in the water? Bob– What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who hides in a pile of leaves? Russel– What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays in front of your door all day? Matt– What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who you throw into a hole? Phil

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    With all the renaming of things in Washington we should consider bringing back damnatio memoriae in 2028

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things...except how to turn off the weather systems

  • Fallout @lemmy.world

    The Harkonnens are our enemy. Yes. But, behind them I suspect is the Caesar.

  • Gaming @lemmy.world

    New Kingdom Come: Deliverance 'next gen' update adds 4K support and 'ultra' graphics on consoles — and it's free if you already own the game

    www.techradar.com /gaming/the-new-kingdom-come-deliverance-next-gen-update-adds-4k-support-and-ultra-graphics-on-consoles-and-its-free-if-you-already-own-the-game
  • Kingdom Come: Deliverance @lemmy.world

    New Kingdom Come: Deliverance 'next gen' update adds 4K support and 'ultra' graphics on consoles — and it's free if you already own the game

    www.techradar.com /gaming/the-new-kingdom-come-deliverance-next-gen-update-adds-4k-support-and-ultra-graphics-on-consoles-and-its-free-if-you-already-own-the-game
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Sometimes the transporter clones go a little...weird.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Maybe asking Admiral Gina to give the Academy commencement speech wasn't a great idea

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Look at you, sailing through the atmosphere majestically, like a ship's counselor...piloting a saucer section.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Remember and give thanks to the many people that will be crawling in small spaces tonight. May your holidays bring renewed friendships and vanquished villains.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    MFW I can only find birthday wrapping paper to wrap the presents today:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas ... perhaps ... means five lights not four!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Believe it or not but the only being to have more temporal violations than Janeway was Pelia.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The Sisko was not amused to find out Buddy was the new Federation ambassador to the space elves.

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. This year get ready for...

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world

    Owl partially covered in concrete is cleaned up and recovering after rescue in Utah

    apnews.com /article/owl-recovery-utah-44d42cb21e097c7af0c072740c5c714f
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Me checking on the fediverse during the cloudflare outage:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Xenoworf

  • Kingdom Come: Deliverance @lemmy.world

    The third and final DLC, Mysteria Ecclesiae, released today. 45gb download.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Definitive proof that Galaxy Quest happens in the Star Trek universe. Crewman Daniels was posing as a Thermian.