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  • He'll die on the shitter like Elvis. Befitting a king.

  • Avoiding inflation, as it were...

  • Well I'm not too happy about distribution either!

    Nah but jokes aside, I understand the problem is more complex than "capitalism = bad", but I find it to be the case that whenever population decline and nativity numbers pop up as a big societal issue it's motivated by the prospect of failing to meet GDP numbers or whatever.

    If we look at it pragmatically, perhaps philosophically, and I think we should, then what is a "good" number of humans in a society? Is there even stated such an equilibrium where it's just right, the nativity and mortality are equal and the age statistics follow a nominal age distribution? Because I sure never hear about it.

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  • Liberal media? There's liberal media?

  • Yeah yeah every single attempt to move away from fossil fuels is a "stupid bad poopyhead idea and here's three hundred pages of made up statistics and surgically crafted rhetorical devices to dissuade you" bla bla blaaaaaa

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  • I just want to see a family dinner derail into a lustful sex orgy, is that too much to ask??

  • Kinks are kinks. Incest fantasies are like one of the most common ones on the list.

  • Republicans: *shoot citizen in the leg\*

    Republicans: "THE INCOMPETENT DEMON-RATS HAVE STILL NOT STEMMED THE BLEEDING!"

  • Me too IRL, but on the Roblox forums I am eternally 11 like all my friends

  • Lead poisoning. And exhaust fumes. That shit kills braincells like a mufukr.

  • At least in Straya you're good cunts and it's fair dinkum. US has no dinkum, no dinkum at all.

  • They genuinely operate intellectually at a middle school level.

  • I bought the snake oil. It didn't work.

    So I bought it again. It still didn't work.

    I kept buying the snake oil over and over, for years, it never worked.

    Now I'm starting to think that I may be immune to snake oil.

  • History Memes @piefed.social

    Suppliuppliuma II appreciation thread

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Art of the War

  • Today I Learned (TIL) @lemmy.ca

    TIL that flint stone is a biogenic rock, which means it was created from organisms

    geomusings.org /a-note-on-how-flints-in-chalk-were-formed/
  • Today I Learned (TIL) @lemmy.ca

    TIL that the population of Israel is less than 10 million

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Demographics_of_Israel
  • Videos @lemmy.world

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  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    State of the Union Bingo Card REDUX

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  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    I don't want to believe!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Hmm HMM not HMM hmm

  • Science @mander.xyz

    Single dose of DMT could help treat depression

    www.theguardian.com /science/2026/feb/16/psychedelic-drug-dmt-treat-depression-trial-shows
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Saved by the DOW

  • Sweden @lemmy.world

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  • News @lemmy.world

    Edinburgh tomb of philosopher David Hume vandalised with ‘satanic’ symbols

    www.theguardian.com /uk-news/2026/jan/30/edinburgh-tomb-of-philosopher-david-hume-vandalised-with-satanic-symbols
  • News @lemmy.world

    ‘Repatriate the gold’: German economists advise withdrawal from US vaults

    www.theguardian.com /world/2026/jan/24/repatriate-the-gold-german-economists-advise-withdrawal-from-us-vaults
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The apostrophe in it's is writing out only the dot over an i.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Shapyjak

  • Casual Conversation @piefed.social

    So, are we going to take up arms and fight fascism or are we just gonna sit here and let it happen to us?

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world

    Bibleman Redux

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    It's New Year's Day and you want something entertaining to watch. You NEED Auralnauts' Star Wars remix.