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tyrefyre

@ tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

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  • Shut it down, the barbarians know

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  • Also that particular model of cellphone wasn’t available until about 2000 years later.

  • All Hail Gamblor [PizzaCake]

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  • Yea man I barely see any beer commercials anymore. Won’t anyone think of the alcohol companies??

  • Is my supervisor an AI bot?

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  • Bots supervising bots out here

  • Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • Terminator. Arnold.

  • The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme

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  • Wow this must be the biggest group text leak ever.

  • What mis-stated phrases or words do you feel still need to be corrected (online or in person) in 2025?

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  • Actually January and February were added to the end of the calendar. Used to be March was the first of the year. Which is why Sept (month 7) through December (month 10) are months 7-10 after March.

    December was the last month of the year and then there was just this empty time from December through March, they didn’t have a month for it because they were agrarian and that time they didn’t really do anything anyway. March being the start of spring, being the logical time to start a new year for them.

    Later they added January and February. Which is why February has a short month, it was the last of the year, a logical place to have an odd number of days month.

    At some point someone decided January should be the first of the year and then moved it. I forget when that happened.

  • What mis-stated phrases or words do you feel still need to be corrected (online or in person) in 2025?

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  • I know someone who calls it the “Specific Ocean”

  • Organizations that hire nazis

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  • You keep telling yourself that, bud

  • Improve your Wi-Fi with this one trick

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  • Yeah, but it evens out since now your messages going back to the router have to swim upstream.

  • You have a magic dollar that allows you to do one dollar's worth of anything. What are you doing with it? - (cross post from Asklemmy@lemmy.ml )

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  • Congrats you won half of a two dollar scratcher. Here is your $2.50

  • How much would you pay to eat a banana at a press conference

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  • It’s one banana how much could it cost Michael?

  • Statue Facts Nobody Asked For

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  • Oh so that’s why they started taking the statues out

  • Bro 😭😭

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  • Right. I’m calling out the person in the screenshot who compared it to arms.

  • Bro 😭😭

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  • So what you’re supposed to cut your arm off to support a one armed friend?

    Cut it out!

  • I'm thinking yes

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  • You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?

  • If you're in the US, how are you preparing for the election and dealing with the stress?

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  • And what does me having ulcer from worrying about it do?

  • If you're in the US, how are you preparing for the election and dealing with the stress?

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  • You gotta get to the point where you worry about the things you can control, and let go of the things that you can’t.

  • So bad it was actually entertaining

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  • I feel like if you applied to work there it was because you wanted to be able to berate the customers. While they may be required to do it if they want to do it, then it’s the same as if they did it on their own.

  • There is no more quiet part anymore [Feb 2024, referring to Obama]

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  • “I’m going to eat the sheep you don’t like”. Would be more spot on.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

    your eyes will turn square

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

    universal language

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

    power in the blood

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

    ok "coach"

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

    Fresh

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

    the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tyrefyre @sh.itjust.works

    We're living in a society