If vehicles are penises, are Americans that want public transportation eggs?
Also, why are those people even in my penis replacement? No wonder I'm yelling at them.
Tales of the Black Freighter
The Ur-Quan Masters: the Open Source remake of Star Control II
Your husband's appeal went very, very well.
I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language.
Small project for a friend's wedding
After our spat, she stayed up working late yet again.
Starting with my fingers, I began to slowly and painfully crumble into sand.
I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal
Banned from Thoughts@lemmy.cafe for not being a pedophile
I lied and told her she was beautiful every day.
Humanity learned people that turned into zombies experienced locked-in syndrome.
The intelligent life we found on this planet are strict herbivores.
I wish my house cleaned itself
Hunting and fishing are for psychopaths
The Dead Salmon
Knives go in the dishwasher and get sharpened with a pull through sharpener
Make blocked users not show up in inbox and profile views
Rabid Wombat - Kaja Foglio
Coop Board game Shadows of Brimstone
Agreed and needs more earrings.