[If you come without form 1040 Schedule D] Dagoth Ur welcomes you, Nerevar, my old friend. But to this place where audits are made. Why have you come unprepared?

1d ago

In my country, for creating a new account on Facebook, it would first make a mobile verification and then record your face using your camera. Is it the same at your place ?

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

They're as unique as fingerprints, so it's a pretty reasonable biometric. It's also less prone to being copied in spy movies. Well, most spy movies.

1d ago

Taking it slow

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

Cc: all@verysecurecorporation.com so we don't have to keep sending it whenever somebody asks.

1d ago

X never, ever marks the spot

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

I hope the book guy's stamp is the exact same piece.

Edit: it is not.

1d ago

Taking it slow

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

A password is something we send via email when someone else wants access to the admin account.

1d ago

Jodie Sweetin Reveals She Received One-Cent Residual Check For ‘Full House’: “There’s no syndication anymore because it’s all in streaming. Who gets paid for that? Nobody gets paid for that.”

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

Fuller House, though, ran for five seasons starting in 2016. They hadn't sucked all the nostalgia marrow out of the original so they exhumed it.

1d ago

jerks

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

Like Ross never ate a meal on the can.

1d ago

Jet fuel can't melt stinky beams

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

Durian Rising
Durian supremacy
The Three Durian Problem
Trouble in the Durianverse
The Left Hand Side of Durian
The Word for World is Durian
Precursor: The Origin of Durianism and Other Catastrophes

1d ago

Spirit Airlines ceases operations after 34 years amid financial struggles and high oil prices

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 1d ago

If by drive prices down you mean encourage enshittification where checked bags cost extra so every damn person brings two "carry ons" and every damn flight the crew has to beg for volunteers to check their bags so there's enough room for everybody to get seated without an incident into the seats they had to pay extra for because only the ones with an inch and a half more leg room were left and they cost extra along with extra to actually choose which seat you sit in instead of being seated randomly away from your traveling companions so you can pay extra for food while the flight crew pitches the airline's credit card to you so you can afford the personalized price for your next trip. Nah, they can rot.

2d ago

[GoThinkDexign] Star Trek

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 2d ago

Agreed and needs more earrings.

2d ago

Cars should have two horns. A polite one and one that is a fuck you horn

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 2d ago

If vehicles are penises, are Americans that want public transportation eggs?

Also, why are those people even in my penis replacement? No wonder I'm yelling at them.

3d ago

Are there immersive Sims that solve the meta dominance and completionist urge problems?

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 3d ago

So you can get the ability where your shield does its thing when you dodge roll through an enemy.

4d ago

Save your dick picks for the gay dudes who actually want them

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 4d ago

4d ago

So like how does one get job as fresh graduate?

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks @programming.dev 4d ago

Every time I know somebody is in the market, I get them a copy of What Color is Your Parachute. It gets updated every year. It'll help with finding a targeted position that wants your skills.

I hate working for big corporations. Recruiters will only find you the worst contract jobs. Finding where the small businesses are looking is something that shook out of the book for me. The methods you're using are all the methods that the large companies want you to use and you'll almost always get filtered out. Find places where small companies are looking for your specific skills. They don't want to be awash in dozens of resumes anymore that you want to be blasting your resume out there to dozens of systems that are only there to filter you out. The places might be a niche job posting website, might mean an industry event, etc.