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  • Hey! I'd like to manage files and run programs!

  • I prefer the fewer comments here. Who want's to read 1200+ comments, 50% of which are the same tired jokes?

  • Safety

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  • At highway speeds a car three seconds ahead swerving around something is basically the same thing as a branch falling right in front of your car

    No.

    you don't understand driving.

    Better than you do, champ.

  • Who said anything about being offended?

  • I don't think Australian cops are quite as trigger-happy as those in the USA.

  • That's a sausage roll.

    ETA: I prefer pork in my sausage rolls. I actually made pork fennel and apple sausage rolls today for tomorrow's monthly birthday breakfast at work. They're my favourite, and always a hit.

  • My version of that is "Well, you can't argue with that."

  • I'm disappointed that wasn't Yakkety Sax.

  • There's always the option of not posting it at all.

  • You're eating them whole? Impressive.

  • Even arguments with the wife!

  • If I wanted to read reddit discussions, I'd go to reddit.

  • I'm mostly just potential energy.

  • I got the demo for this when it was on a Steam Next Fest, bought it immediately on release, and finished it in one sitting. Good game. I haven't looked, but I bet the speed run videos of this game are mental.

    There's also a level editor, so pretty much infinite content.

  • From Wikipedia:

    Kenneth Yuan-Ke Cheng is a British-Chinese former professional poker player and comedian. Cheng has won the 2017 Funniest Joke of the Fringe, and a 2023 BBC Audio Drama Award for Best Comedy. He additionally became popular on LinkedIn in 2024 for his satirical posts in which he poses as a CEO. In 2025, he won the ITV game show Genius Game.

    The Funniest Joke of the Fringe?

    I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

    Not a lunatic.

  • I started reading Bill Bryson's Dictionary of Troublesome Words last night, and apparently that phrase doesn't mean what we think it means, although you may be using it correctly here.

    exception proves the rule, the. : A widely misunderstood expression. As a moment’s thought should confirm, it isn’t possible for an exception to confirm a rule — but then, that isn’t the sense that was originally intended. Prove here is a “fossil” — that is, a word or phrase that is now generally meaningless except within the confines of certain sayings ( hem and haw, rank and file , and to and fro are other fossil expressions). Originally prove meant test (it comes from the Latin probare , “to test”), so “the exception proves the rule” meant — and really still ought to mean — that the exception tests the rule. The original meaning of prove is preserved more clearly in two other expressions: proving ground and the proof of the pudding is in the eating

    Good book.

  • Safety

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  • For the most part maintaining a safe following distance, and not driving too fast for conditions will prevent 99.9% of such incidents, but I do agree that in the rare occasions when reactions times are at a premium such as a branch falling on the road right in front of you, or an animal darting out of some bushes, indicators should be less of a priority than braking/evading. Violently swerving is almost always a bad idea without shedding as much speed as you can first, though, and even then it's probably better to just hit the object, unless it's a child, rather than risk a roll-over.

    That's not what you said though. You said 'something the car before you swerved around'.

    Edit: Yeah, your downvote just tells me you're a shit driver.

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