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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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  • Newgrange is essentially my holy place, and I hope to see it one day. Mythology or not, to stand where the Tuatha De Danaan are said to have inhabited and are now laid to rest would be otherworldly.

    They're not my current brand of spirituality, but they set me on the path long ago.

  • Freeman's Mind is such a comfort to return to every now and then. Ross has one of those Homer Simpson voices that make me feel warm and at peace just listening to.

  • Sick

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  • Fuck yeah.. I remember that guy from Operation Body Count (1994 / MS-DOS).. He was tough to take down, and melted into a Thanksgiving turkey when you finally managed. I only had the demo that let me play one level, but I played it a lot..

  • (me calling out from the other room)

    "Honey! You shouldn't have!"

  • Years ago I marathoned seasons 1 through 13 while enduring benzo withdrawals. I can absolutely confirm that these ratings are accurate.

  • This was my experience with poutine before and after visiting Canada. No one truly gets it until they've had it. The real stuff. Not shredded mozzarella over fries.

    White cheddar cheese curds/squeakers over fries with piping hot brown gravy poured directly over.

    Now I live in Canada and eat it all the time.

  • (a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)

    "Wot? Wadn't me."

    John, you're the only man on board..

    "Don't know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn't me.."

  • "Helped me cum"

  • Same. Went to a casino once, pulled a slot machine and won $30. Then lost $30. Never returned to one.

    I do enjoy being gifted scratch-off tickets, though, but I won't spend my own money on them (unless as gifts to others). I manage at a grocery store and I'm often surrounded by people who aren't particularly wise with money. Every time there's a big lottery drawing coming up I get to hear from everyone how "THE JACKPOT IS UP TO 30-MILLION NOW! YOU BETTER GET A TICKET! YA CAN'T WIN IF YA DON'T PLAY!"

    Yeah, and I don't burn money if I don't play, either..

  • Space deniers are the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as I'm concerned. I don't know what it is about them, or how they got so fucking stupid, but there appears to be no limit to their ignorance.

  • sad Swedish Chef noises

  • I've lived in my house longer than all the women in Africa.

  • '90s are back in Canada for sure, at least among teenagers. I haven't lived in the US since 2016, but it can't be much different. Grunge and Korn shirts galore. I kind of love it. Makes me feel like a wisened old sage who nods knowingly at the new generation picking up the pieces of their ancestors. Just waiting for them to discover Bush.

  • What about NOT step family member fucking NOT step family member porn? 😉 😉

    (EDIT: I make jokes about common porn tropes, but after reading the article, it sounds as though it's aimed specifically at step family porn has an underage/child role-playing element)

  • I (a male) should start a foot pic GoFundMe posing as a particularly hairy female. I guarantee I would at least bring enough in to buy some McDoubles.

  • My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don't see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.

  • You should see how Vivec holds his Muatra.

  • I almost got detained for bringing Exploding Kittens in my luggage. The game meows when you open the lid, so the device looked really suspicious. And the name on the front didn't help.

    Shit fucking game, by the way.

  • I worked with a guy with a similar story -- book included. Are you Canadian?

  • Android @lemmy.world

    Low Bluetooth audio volume in Stardew Valley mobile

  • UAP - The Most Active Community Discussing UAP/UFOs @lemmy.world

    H-shaped formation falling across the night sky

  • Emulation @lemmy.ml

    Best option/device to portably emulate SNES ROMs on my smart TV?

  • Sync for Lemmy @lemmy.world

    (6 Comments) "There are no comments"

  • PC Gaming @lemmy.world

    PC Games to Play with my Five-Year-Old

  • Android @lemmy.world

    Filter Apps that are Kid Friendly?

  • Music @lemmy.world

    Jesse Welles - Anything But Me

  • Gaming @lemmy.ml

    Seeking: Kid-friendly Adventure/Exploration Games (PC)

  • Skyrim Mods @lemmy.world

    xEdit Merged Patch, Bashed Patch, and Smashed Patch. Took a year off of modding and have forgotten the order of operation here.

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    A Wildman's Visit

  • AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works

    Ernest on Skid Row

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What are some small or mundane things that illicit strong feelings of nostalgia within you?